if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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