he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
