try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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