My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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