4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
