Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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