I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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