He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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