no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you win again, gameday.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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