It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
you made out with another girl for some wings
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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