So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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