Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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