Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'm just crazy horny about you
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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