3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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