He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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