fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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