You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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