Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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