other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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