I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
she peed on how many people?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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