it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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