I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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