where am i from again
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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