Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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