There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Girls should come with a carfax report
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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