I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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