Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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