How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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