glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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