smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
wanna go halves on a baby?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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