Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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