Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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