Do you still have your period?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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