She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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