what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
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