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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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