so explain again why im purple
no
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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