I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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