pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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