ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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