I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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