btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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