She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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