North Korea, Best Korea!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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