That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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