i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
