I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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