she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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