i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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