come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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