it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Randomize