You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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