My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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